Terms of Service (This page is just for fun :))

Welcome to Andrii Krupko’s SEO Specialist Portfolio Website. Let’s dive into the fine print, shall we?

1. Acceptance of Terms By accessing and using this website, you accept and agree to be bound by these terms. If you do not agree to these terms, please don’t use this website. Seriously, just don’t.
2. Changes to Terms We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time. Think of it as a surprise party, but with more legal jargon. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting. If you continue using the site, it means you love our new terms. Yay!
3. Use of Website You agree to use this website only for lawful purposes. No funny business, okay? And don’t do anything that would infringe on someone else’s rights or restrict their use of the website. We want everyone to have fun, but let’s keep it legal.
4. Intellectual Property All content on this website, including text, graphics, logos, and images, is the property of Andrii Krupko. It’s all mine! Muahaha! And it’s protected by international copyright laws. Don’t even think about reproducing, distributing, or using any content without prior written permission. Just ask nicely.
5. Disclaimer This website is provided on an “as is” basis. We make no warranties, expressed or implied, and hereby disclaim and negate all other warranties. We do not warrant that the website will be uninterrupted, secure, or error-free. It’s a wild world out there, folks.
6. Limitation of Liability In no event shall Andrii Krupko be liable for any damages arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on this website. This limitation applies to all claims, whether based on warranty, contract, tort, or any other legal theory. Basically, use the site at your own risk and don’t blame me if something goes wrong.
7. Governing Law These terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Ukraine. You irrevocably submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts in that state or location. So if things get really serious, we’ll see you in court. In Ukraine. Bring your own borscht.
8. Contact Information If you have any questions about these terms, please contact us at [email protected]. We’d love to hear from you, unless it’s about legal stuff. Just kidding. Sort of.